just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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