We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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