There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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