doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
