I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
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just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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