Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
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Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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