Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
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He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
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I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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