Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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