ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
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So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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