I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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