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thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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