Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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