So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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