I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
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can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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