dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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