dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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