So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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