How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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