I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
tell me about the fingering
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