apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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