Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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