The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
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You kept calling me your small dog last night.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
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Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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