Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
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260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
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i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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