I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I cannot find my penis.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
We have started to decorate penises.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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