Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
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do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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