Quick, to the slutcave!
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
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i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
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Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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