If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
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"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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