Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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