My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
