In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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