we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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