She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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