Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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