I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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