Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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