Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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