i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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