butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
so explain again why im purple
no
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
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