i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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