I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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