Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
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im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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