hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
the liver wants what the liver wants
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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