As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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