Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
3pm strippers are depressing
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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