So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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