Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
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you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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