Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
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She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
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We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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