Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
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