I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
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they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
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I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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