that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
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I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
We don't watch enough power rangers
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
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While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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