Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Randomize
