So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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