bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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