Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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