I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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