Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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