Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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