Grow some girl-balls and come out already
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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