We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
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The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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