i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
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Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
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Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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